You Make Me Mad

It's all your fault

So take the blame

And hang your head

In humble shame!

Because of you

I'm really stressed!

You put my patience

To the test!

You tick me off!

Rock my boat!

Rile me up!

And get my goat!

Not only that

You make me mad!

And now I'm feeling

Pretty bad!

It sure has been

One lousy day!

Oh well......

I love you anyway!

Whatever!

Making decisions

To any degree

Is not up your alley

Obviously!

One minute you do

The next one you don't

You're thinking you will

Then thinking you won't

You should - no you shouldn't

You guess it's ok

It's yes - no it isn't

At least not today

It's this way - then that way

You come and you go

It can't be - it might be

It could be - who knows?

Oh well - Whatever!

It's a challenge - no doubt

So go rest your brain now

You'll figure it out!

Was It Something I Said?

I've been trying to call you

But you never call back

Was it something I said?

What's up with that?

Did you break your finger?

Oh my! Sure hope not!

And if you lost your phone again

I sympathize alot!

Whatever the reason

I just want to say

Hope everything's fine

And call me - ok?

This Stupid Computer!

Hello there

Don't mind me

I'm just ticked off

As I can be!

I need to vent

A little bit

Before I throw

One big ol' fit!

It wears me down

It makes me cringe

I'm at the mercy

Of this dang thing!

It won't behave

No matter what!

This stupid computer

Is driving me nuts!

Thanks For The Laughter

Has anyone told you

You're a little bit nuts?

Sometimes I'm thinking

"That one's out of touch!"

The stories you tell

The faces you make

Complete with sound effects!

It's too much to take!

You get me hysterical

Till I hardly can breathe!

Then I have to sit down

Cause I'm weak in the knees!

You are so funny

It just blows me away!

You've got a great gift

And I would just like to say

That you make a difference

You certainly do!

So thanks for the laughter

And best wishes to you!

Sympathy

You're feeling terrible - aren't you?

That's a real bummer - I know!

It's lousy - unfair - and depressing

For life to be treating you so!

It's a shame and you don't deserve it!

Such misery to have to go thru

You poor suffering thing - how pathetic!

I sure feel sorry for you!

There now - don't you feel better?

Sympathy! Just what you need!

So enjoy it as long as it lasted

Cause that's all your getting from me!

Nobody's Perfect

So you're mad at me huh?

I thought you might be

Those are real nasty looks

You've been giving to me!

Your lips are all puckered

Your jaws are all tight

And you're cuttin' your eyes

Like you're ready to fight!

You're stressing so much

Your whole body's stiff!

Even your fingers

Are clenched in a fist!

And I always can tell

You're going over the edge

By those veins poppin' out

At the sides of your head!

Guess I pushed you too far

Well - what can I say?

Nobody's perfect!

But I'm sorry - ok?

Laziest Person I've Ever Seen

I really hate to sound so mean

But you're the laziest person I've ever seen!

Never helping me one bit

Just like always - there you sit!

Who in the world do you think you are?

Some spoiled and pampered movie star?

Not in my book sweetie pie

The only stars here are in your eyes!

There was one time you did your part

You pitched right in there - bless your heart!

You were just as sweet as you could be

The way you shared the chores with me!

You didn't groan - you didn't pout

You were more than willing to help me out

A miracle - it surely seemed

But I should have known - it was just a dream!

I'd Never Leave You Hangin'

I guess you must be thinking

I've been avoiding you

But let me reassure you now

That just isn't true!

Why would I ever do that?

I've got child support to pay!

I'm not the kind of person

Who would try to run away!

I'd never leave you hangin'!

Well, not for long at least

I realize how you're struggling

To get those ends to meet

I'm in the same boat with you

Things are pretty rough

Everyone wants money

But I haven't got enough!

So I really hate to tell you

That the check is coming late

And I'm hoping you'll be nice about it

Just for old times sake! 

Haven't Heard From You Lately

Hi! How ya been?

Hope everything's fine

Haven't heard from you lately

So you've been on my mind

We're ok here

Just doin' our best

Struggling to make it

One day to the next

You know how it is

The kids have to eat

They need to have clothes

And shoes on their feet

But they really are worth it!

And I'll bet you'll agree

They're the best thing that's happened

Between you and me!

Well, I'd better be going

I've got so much to do

And oh - by the way

Your child support's due!

A Wonderful Wuss You Are

 So many times I turn around

Look at you and then

There you are with welling tears

All choked up again

It doesn't take much to warm your heart

Or break it right in two

An Internet story - a book - a movie

Even a commercial will do

Especially tearjerkers about kids or animals

Or both - you know the kind

They suck you in with every word

And get you every time!

When it comes to crying tears of compassion

You've shed the most by far

Bless your sweet heart - you're such a wuss!

And such a wonderful wuss you are!

About That Last Email

About that last email

That I sent your way

The one where I didn't have

Very nice things to say

Well, I was upset

And just letting off steam

Not intending to send it

You know what I mean

I was about to delete it

As I came to the end

Then all of a sudden

My mouse clicked on "Send"!

I feel very badly

I honestly do

And I really am sorry

That email got thru!

Don't You Just Hate It

Don't you just hate it

When you wake up all wrong

Exhausted and cranky

Barely draggin' along

You don't want to smile

You don't want to chat

You don't want to socialize

Or anything like that!

You are perfectly happy

To wallow and stew

In the self-imposed solitude

Of your miserable mood!

Then someone like me

Comes and blows you away

With a hardy "Good morning!"

You have a great day!"

Computer Junkie

 It sure seems strange

To see you here

Because I know

You've disappeared!

Same ol' thing

Just different day

You sit right down

And fade away!

Far away!

To a distant place

Somewhere out

In Cyberspace

Up and gone

Till who knows when

Computer junkie

Online again!