You Need A Break

Last time we talked

You were down in the dumps

Not feeling too chipper

You've been taking some lumps

Seems like it's one thing

Then another - no luck!

And I'll bet that some days

You just hate to get up!

But get up you do

Bless your little heart

Even when you feel like

You're falling apart

So here's wishing you better days

With no crap to take!

Life's dealt you enough of it

You need a break!

You Make Me Mad

It's all your fault

So take the blame

And hang your head

In humble shame!

Because of you

I'm really stressed!

You put my patience

To the test!

You tick me off!

Rock my boat!

Rile me up!

And get my goat!

Not only that

You make me mad!

And now I'm feeling

Pretty bad!

It sure has been

One lousy day!

Oh well......

I love you anyway!

You Can't Please Everyone

As long as I've known you

I can honestly say

The best you can do

Is always your way

Your heart is in everything

Big job or small

And I know if you did it

You gave it your all!

But lately you're stressing

It's not hard to see

You're doing too much

And I'll bet you agree

There's just so many hours

In one given day

And you can't please everyone

So stop trying - ok?

This Too Shall Pass

I realize that lately

You've been feeling real bad

Just so overwhelmed

With the problems you've had

Trying to figure

Which way to go

Looking for answers

That you need to know

It's a hard place to be in

A tough time no doubt

But while you are struggling

To work it all out

Try to remember

Storms never do last

And like those gone before it

This too shall pass!

This Stupid Computer!

Hello there

Don't mind me

I'm just ticked off

As I can be!

I need to vent

A little bit

Before I throw

One big ol' fit!

It wears me down

It makes me cringe

I'm at the mercy

Of this dang thing!

It won't behave

No matter what!

This stupid computer

Is driving me nuts!

Laziest Person I've Ever Seen

I really hate to sound so mean

But you're the laziest person I've ever seen!

Never helping me one bit

Just like always - there you sit!

Who in the world do you think you are?

Some spoiled and pampered movie star?

Not in my book sweetie pie

The only stars here are in your eyes!

There was one time you did your part

You pitched right in there - bless your heart!

You were just as sweet as you could be

The way you shared the chores with me!

You didn't groan - you didn't pout

You were more than willing to help me out

A miracle - it surely seemed

But I should have known - it was just a dream!

Hang In There Baby

It hasn't been easy

I know that it's rough

But you're gonna make it

Cause you're pretty tough!

Don't let it get you

All down in the dumps

This isn't the first time

You've taken some lumps

I'm right here beside you

Cheering you on

Someone you know

You can always lean on

So give me your hand

Hold on to mine

And hang in there baby!

You're doing just fine!

All Uphill

 I can't believe

This awful day!

Not one thing 

Has gone my way!

I've worked so hard

I'm runnin' ragged!

I'm tired! I'm frustrated!

And my nerves are all jagged!

If it can go wrong

It certainly will!

It's all messed up

And it's all uphill!

Too much pressure!

Not enough time!

I'm losin' it - losin' it!

Losing my mind!

Well - thanks for listening

While I've ranted and raved

I feel much better now

You have a nice day!

Chill Out

You're stressing you know

Getting uptight

Losing your cool

When it doesn't go right

If you don't lighten up

You'll get out of touch

Then one of these days

You're gonna go nuts!

Life isn't easy

No doubt about that!

But you take it too hard

So try to relax!

It just isn't healthy

To be such a grouch!

So put a smile on your face

And for your sake - chill out!

Buried In Everything

You may be expecting

What I have to say

Since we live here together

Day after day

And I know that you know

I do the best I can do

Putting family first always

With all my love too

But lately I'm feeling

Like I just can't keep up

I'm buried in everything!

And it's all way too much!

So whether or not

I've ever said this before

I'm saying it now honey

I really need your support!