You're feeling terrible - aren't you?
That's a real bummer - I know!
It's lousy - unfair - and depressing
For life to be treating you so!
It's a shame and you don't deserve it!
Such misery to have to go thru
You poor suffering thing - how pathetic!
I sure feel sorry for you!
There now - don't you feel better?
Sympathy! Just what you need!
So enjoy it as long as it lasted
Cause that's all your getting from me!